redthreadmislead
actionsurges

have a migraine and was hoping the caffeine and cold of a 7 eleven coke slurpie could fix me.

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top ten most tragic texts to recieve. however, probably the funniest series of words i've seen strung together in weeks, nay months

shysakura
pissvortex

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

shysakura
ajani-on-the-spot: “ gehayi: “ berlynn-wohl: “ hapabap: “ nazerine: “ plasmalogical: “ paxamericana: “Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers ” good thing i listen to exactly one song...
paxamericana

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

plasmalogical

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

nazerine

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

hapabap

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

berlynn-wohl

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gehayi

Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.

There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.

(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

ajani-on-the-spot

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

redthreadmislead
identitty-dickruption

because this always comes up:

  • the word hermaphrodite is a slur when used to talk about human beings
  • it is also inaccurate to describe (most, if not all) intersex people in that way
  • “true hermaphrodite” is sometimes still used to describe someone with ovotesticular syndrome. it is up to an individual person whether or not they choose to refer to themselves in that way
  • also ovotesticular syndrome is one of the less common intersex variations
  • intersex people will sometimes choose to reclaim the word, but many of us prefer not to use it
  • if you are not intersex stop using the word hermaphrodite to refer to human beings
redthreadmislead
what-even-is-thiss

If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.

what-even-is-thiss

Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.

what-even-is-thiss

This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.

dragongirlteeth

Also caffeine is a drug but like, it's so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that's not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have